  I just don't understand how all of these minorities - blacks, immigrants, women - got the right to vote. Now, despite how despicable they may be, blacks and immigrants are a topic for another time, right now: women.
Women just don't really need to vote. Everybody knows that all that they do [or should do, at least] all day is sit around the house and take care of the children while cooking and watching soap operas. They aren't informed of political issues, they don't know what is going on in the world. And, by golly, they should not be. Just think, if these females started watching the news they would stop taking care of our nation, Under God's children. In addition to this, every single time the woman has sexual relations [because, you see, the average woman is a whore. Every good Christian knows that one should only have sex for procreation and one should never enjoy it. That's against God's way. ] it's equivalent to her selling her vote. Because everybody knows that women don't really think, they just latch on to others' opinions.
So if this hypothetical woman was having sexual intercourse with a man out of wedlock [obviously they are Liberals because only Liberals have premarital sex. this is another instance that the death penalty would come in handy] and he whispered in her ear, "Oh woman with whom I am fornicating, won't you please vote for that Liberal candidate John Kerry? " she would do it. This is not the way to a good democratic system. In another growing trend, women are getting entirely too uppity lately.
Now they want to kill their babies and get upset when the Good Christians of our nation tell them that this is unacceptable behaviour. As one of my fellow authors pointed our ina previous post, life - as well as the soul - is formed at conception and if is the worst sin ever to take a human life. These baby killer, anti-life Liberals are just the source of all evil in the world. Masturbation is also, as a commenter pointed out, "evil and unnatural".
When people masturbate it is exactly like killing children. And everybody knows why the Liberals want to kill children. Because they are afraid that the children will grow up to be good law-abiding Republican Christians in our United States Under God Our Holy Master of America. Just another string of examples of why Liberals are the Agents of Lucifer, the Devil and Enemy of our Lord. 
