  I JUST FOUND A HUGE LUMP ON MY NECK! I panicked for a good 10 minutes, feeling my face flush and my armpits fill with fear sweat. Then I ran to Rita and said: "Please tell me I am not going to die. " Rita says: "I am not sure Joe, but it is probably a gland. " I walk away. Then I run to Cleo and I say: "Feel this huge lump on my neck. " Cleo says: "Joe...stop it.
It is definitely a gland. I get lumps like that all the time. " With the exception of the fact that this advice is coming from someone who is depleting all natural oils from her face, I trust her. I have to trust her. What else am I gonna do? I ain't cutting off half my neck. Please God no. I am becoming the most annoying hypochondriac. 
