  You have no idea the chaos that just ensued. I figured out how to make things scroll. But...as I did it, I published and found that my ENTIRE webpage started to scroll.
THE ENTIRE THING! I tried everything that I could think of to fix it. Once I realized that the page was fucked up forever...Penelope notices an extra "a" in the html code. She removes it and the whole page went back to normal. WHAT IS SHE? A GENIUS??? I can't believe it. I should never be allowed to play around with code. But Penelope, now that girl...she's a prodigy! Thank you P! Thank you from the bottom of my incompetent soul! 
