  Stolen off of urlLink Dick : 1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog? Hah! Riiiiiight. 2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
Nah, the only thing really done to them in Photoshop is resizing them. Unless you really want to try to load a 2560 x 1920 sized picture on this website... 3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you? Creeps? No. Makes me want to bash their skulls in with my hammer.
Dorks? Dorks I have no problem with, but I really prefer geeks. ; ) 4. Do you lie in your blog? Nope. What would I gain from it?
Absolutely nothing. 5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog? Maybe? I'm violent by nature, but I have to keep it under wraps in real life. 6.
Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop? Hah. No one would be beating down my virtual door to get me to come back. I'm ok with that. 7. Are you in therapy?
If not, should you be? If so, is it helping? What are you talking about? This IS my therapy! Heh. 8.
Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones? I delete spam comments. Sometimes I delete mean comments if they have nothing to do with the post. The few mean-but-on-topic comments I get, I leave it up and poke fun at the poster. The way I figure it, I must be coming up in the world if I get trolls.
9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after? Nani? 10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
I don't know. Why don't we ask them after they meet me? 11. Do you have a job? Sure. 12.
If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it? Sure! 13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life? If we're talking "famous", Steven den Beste; he's the one who got me started in the first place. (Bet you didn't know that did you?
) As for "normal" bloggers, Adam the urlLink hondakid . 14. Which bloggers have you made out with? Well, my urlLink boyfriend blogs... :D 15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have? Huh?
16. Does your family read your blog? Nope. They're still stuck on calling the entirety of the internet, "email". 17. How old is your blog?
Which one are you talking about? lol 18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care? Page views or hits? Heh, nah, I have no idea.
I just check my stats to see who's referring me. Sometimes I wonder how the hell people get to my site via some of these other sites; I don't see any "blogsnob" links on them or any reciprocal links, so I wonder. After that, I love seeing the random Googled phrases that bring people to my blog... 19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar? Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be secret now would it? 20.
Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing? Yeap, once. Bought a shirt! 21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes? Wait, you can actually make money off of your blog!?
WHAAAAT?! Why wasn't I told!? I MISSED THE MEMO!!!! DAMNIT!!! *ahem* So, uhhhh, want to send me a few bucks via PayPal? 22.
Is blogging narcissistic? Inherently so, but who cares? I'd be doing this anyway. 23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time? Heh, look at all my apologetic posts after I've wandered offline for awhile and decide.
24. Do you like John Mayer? Nani? 25. Do you have enemies? Sure I do.
(And I've got my eye on you all. ) 26. Are you lonely? Nope! 27. Why bother?
Why indeed? Who cares. Just chug along with the rest of us and you'll be fine. : ) 
