  oh, oh...I forgot! B and I had to run around to purchase patio furniture...so, we are at one store, and we run smack dab into this guy I worked with...a guy that used to tell our friends that if my hubby (then bfriend) ever broke up with me he would be all over me...mind you, he roomed with my hubby for a while as well! It was a tangled web...he was also friends with one of hubby's friends...anyway! SO, he and I were talking about life, we had seen his pic in the paper for getting married, etc.
So, B, not getting ample attention, decides to stick his hand down my shirt! I tried pulling it out, he grabbed onto my shirt and started pulling!!! Mind you, my shirt was a snap one all the way down! This guy didn't know quite what to do, and, of course, B wouldn't stop! Needless to say, 1) I'm sure he got quite the eyeful and 2) I was thoroughly embarassed! 
