  lordy!  Please know,  I do not purposefully put myself in the place of surrogate mother to my younger sisters. and sometimes my older one as well.  I have always thought that everyone thought I was crazy. I'm not convinced that my brother in law and older sis don't but I finally feel like maybe my sisters actually appreciate my brutal honesty.
 when I had the infamous " talk"  I definitely felt ostracized. I mean,  how DARE I suggest that they may engage in the demons of alcohol or premarital sex. but at the same time,
 I didn't care. I NEEDED to say what I said for my own peace of mind.  Please know,  I do not blame my parents for hubby and I getting pregnant before marriage,  obviously,  I made the decision to have sex.
 BUT I think if I had not been as " responsible"  and " mature"  as I was,  in some ways,
 I would have been a basketcase.  I think this is my issue with right- wingers. just because you teach someone safety doesn't mean they ever use it. have YOU ever used a fire extinguisher?  Do we NOT teach how to use one because that would just be inviting people to start fires?
 OF COURSE NOT!  In my mind,  birth control and alcohol awareness is the same thing. please teach kids the benefits of using a condom IN ADDITION to using birth control. please teach them about AIDs and other not so fun STDs that they are risk of getting. please teach them about alcohol.
etc. it is important shit that if they aren't taught they will learn from experience,  and perhaps,  after it is too late. you can't just return AIDs to the store from whence it came. my point,
 I guess,  is that if someone had been more honest with me about sex and alcohol and drugs,  maybe I wouldn't have been so naive. maybe I would have.  Well,  lil sis came to watch B for hubby and I.
my mom usually has him in the summer on Wednesdays but since my uncle died,  they were in Manistee.  Well,  I get home from work and am talking to her as she is leaving. all of a sudden I see it,  a HICKIE!
 I was so shocked!  Now,  I am even more shocked that I ever saw it. like I told hubby,  it wasn't like I was scoping out her neck,  it just isn't something I would have expected.
plus,  it really was not that big and she had makeup over it. well too bad for her!  It was pretty funny because I then went into my 50questions. who?  what?
 where?  when?  Of course,  La was having none of it.  She just turned beat red. it was pretty halarious because it was like she saw my face the second I noticed the hickie and she turned beat red.
so,  I went to give her a hug goodbye and put her in a headlock. that's right. I need to patent this move!  She literally was stuck smashed in my face for about 15minutes until I was laughing so hard I let her wriggle free. she tried tickling,
 which I'm not ticklish. she tried yanking and pulling but it was a HOT move. still didn't get info out of her but,  as I told her today,  it is good to know I can kick her ass!  Now,
 I just need to defeat Lis and I'm back in the number one spot. trust me,  I'll use my new signature move,  it will be the only way!  Anyway. I called her this morning to talk to her.
 I wanted to make clear I am not disappointed in her. I mean,  in the grand scheme of things,  it is a few broken vessels. plus,  in the back of my head,
 I know I have gotten them from NOT so innocent things. I'm not disgusted. I'm not really anything.  I told her again. please use a condom. please use birth control.
but especially the condom. told her I just worry about her and want her to be happy and with someone that deserves her and treats her right.  Asked her if he spent the night ( come on,  this is ME we are talking about! and asked about her birthday.
 SUPPOSEDLY,  she told him no to the ecstacy. I pray she is being honest,  I don't know that she would lie to me but at the same time,  I don't know that she would want to admit that one either.  Told her I love her.
told her I was available for a beating anytime she needed it!  HAHA. yeah,  she loved that one!  Almost as much as when I ask her if this car is a keeper!  (
Note. this girl has totalled TWO cars. within 2months of each other- and 2months is a generous figure)  Did you know the Simple Life started again?  Lordy!
 Those girls crack me up. hubby wanted to get very philosophical last week about it. they are so rude,  they are disrespectful,  blah blah blah.  I apologized but said I did not want to get into a debate.
I was trying to watch OPRAH!  Anyway,  yeah,  I know what he is saying and I agree last season was a little much. but at the same time,  these girls have never wanted a thing their whole life plus,
 I am SURE they are used to being catered to by everyone. I think this explains some of it. tangent!  Sorry. so,  I watched both episodes last night.
halarious!  I felt bad for Paris. who wants to forever watch on tv falling off a horse?  But I love Nicole.  I love her new word " hot"
ie,  no swearing in front of Kayla.  Paris says,  " nicole?  Nicole says,
 " What?  Oh yeah,  that's hot"  HAHA!  Cut to her trying to get this little girl to say ass or bitch.
too funny!  I have to give Nicole credit. everyone was SO rude about her looks last year. I think she is pretty plus she lets Paris have the spotlight and just rolls with it. it so reminds me of my friendship with S. I told her we need to pitch a spinoff where we roam around the states as two 20-
something mothers on the hunt for a good time. I'm sure it would be just as amusing.
