  The mostest offensive. Warning: contains the line "buttfucked by Jesus till come spews out my mouth" Fuck Everything Freud's right -- it IS all about sex. But not in that sad, dark little way he talked about, with word games and parlor tricks, as if our body were sitting across from us in a poker game and always bluffing, until we just wanted to throw our cards down and leave but by then it was too late and we were strapped to a wheelchair -- Everything is about sex.
Not just sex, but fucking. Not just between men and women or women and women, or children and pets, but everything. When I touch a book it opens for me and I get wet. Breath enters me like God's cock. I slide into my clothes and they hold me.
My shoes caress the sidewalk and it buckles in pleasure. I want to squat over the earth and mount it, ride it, until I'm so big and wet I can fit it inside me and scream like I'm being fisted by the Angel Gabriel, like I'm being butt-fucked by Jesus till come spews out my mouth. Every skin cell every murmur of my heart every millimeter of naked blue vein fucks the world and the world fucks me back. 
