  Well I went to Norval today and spent a good three hours freezing my ass off (wait sorry, freezing my behind off). Anyway, the funniest part of the trip was in the morning, when Greatest Big Bertha (aka Tapscott) could not fins his permission form on the bus, he was told to leave by Mr. Turner because of this. When we arrived at Norval Mr. Alex Ferchette (aka the benchwarmer who is on an athletic scholarship to UCC) opened his binder only to find Greatest Big Bertha's permission form.
The truth is, its only funny cause its Tapscott. And as general precautions prior to our departure to Norval, we asked Michael Stephens (aka Clothos) if he had gone to the bathroom (you never can be too careful). Anyway Horkins (aka Iced Cream (softserve naturally)), the Wild will lose to the hands of the Anahiem Mighty Ducks because the power of J.S. Gigure combined with the offensive and defensive pairing of Gordon Bombay (aka Emillio Estevez aka EMILLIO!
) and Steve McKell (aka Gordon Bombay aka Goodyear aka 'the man who does not look like an emaciated Kenyan runner' aka Boney M's biggest fan) is incredibly hard to beat. Anyway Spence, that should provide enough 'cannon fodder', as you so eliquently phrased it, for your blogging needs. Ok say it Bubbles! I ain't ever been so frisky in my entire life! 
