  Well I got my report card today, and the comments that I got from Wayne have pissed me off. But since most people on the blog like WT, I am just going to say this, why don't you make like a tree and fuck off.
Yeah something interesting to pass your way, Dave Phelan has been spending a rather large amount of time with my fellow lifeguard Megan (the one from North Toronto) during extended care, which is nice of him granted, however I wonder if Dave knows that she has a boyfriend, in which case (if he does not) he has wasted massive amounts of time.
Another interesting bit from UCC this summer is that ex-employee Mr. Barton (I was told who he was today, remember him vaguely), first the guy has really let himself go, he is now McKell sized to put it into preportion, and not only that but he is a pretty big dick to all of the councellors in Jr. Basketball (ie. Morassutti, Barter, Phelan, etc. ) and bitches to us lifeguards about what should be done and all this other shit.
I'll bring him some nutri-grain bars next, dick. Cooper, you should have doodled on the guy, like "Tell your husband not to pick up our employees when he comes to Cheaters" (or some other Etobikoe stripclub). I will not start a new poll about which nickname is better dude, come on you can do much better than that. The Fourth thing is that you have ingested more crap in the past month than I have in my entire life, and the fifthe thing is that you shouldn't drive while masterbating (just playin man that story was jokes).
Well I hope tomorrow turns out to be better than today, I seem to have problems on Mondays. "And I fucking, need you more than ever......" - Old School 
