  Matt, I just read your last post... and shut up about sucking at golf... because I actually do suck and when people like you shoot 91 and be all like "I suck" it hurts my feelings and a puppy cries. and you will ALWAYS be in milan with massive credit card debt. jokes... but seriously thanks for removing yourself cause i would have picked you over a probably more deserving bateman because of the best buddy thing.
Anyways we all love you here. And we all know you have the magic powers, blinding utility (gucci) belts, the ability to make a room of girls at BSS have poon shivers just by a less pretty man mentioning your name to them, and the back to back 97% effect. PEACE 
