  Yo this is my first time posting on Horkins' site. SO WUT UP!!! First of all I wanna say that HOrkypoo has THE MOST FORREAL WAI CHOY FANSITE in the world. I wanna send him a forreal shoutout. Horkins, that shiznat is forreal dawg. Oh SHIT you know what?
we should get a pic of me with my bling from the movie on that page. THa would be more forreal than the forrealist of the forreal. I personally agree that Seng Ik Song is a big tool. Not only IS he a big tool, but he probably HAS a small tool. It's actually quite ironic when you think about it. [HL English analysis: 1.
The use of the literary device of Contrast between "big tool" and "small tool" establishes a sense of irony around Korean Ick's tooliness. 2. Personification: Seng Ik is given life through being personified as a tool. ] What is the deal with this kid? He's all like "I know Tai Kwon Do. Dont make me beat you up.
" And I'm all like "go weave a sweater vest out of your pubes. " I dont know what it is about him that makes me dislike him. Maybe it's the fact that he's asian. Naw...i doubt that's the reason. Asian people are forreal, man, no kidding. Especially us chinamen.
REPRESENT. SEng ik cannot represent the chinaland though, since he is blatantly from Korea, as he is a Korean. Its funny how simple and lazy these Koreans are. Look at that. Their country is Korea. Add an n at the end and you have their nationality.
Thats a big cop out if you ask me. I mean, honestly, what the hell, just add one letter? See, check this out. China. Chinese. Notice the extreme innovation and creativity that went into that.
Im not Chinan. Im Chineeeeeeese. Like Nigga Pleeeeease. I mean, come on. Thats totally forreal. In conclusion, it is fair to say that Seng Ik Songs tooliness is inversely proportionate to the size of his penis.
On another note, I gotta go to sleep cuz I have to be back on set for Mean Girls tomorrow. FORREAAAAAAAAAAAAL. Horkins, thanks again for the forreal publicity on your page man. EVERYONE SEE MEAN GIRLS WHEN IT COMES OUT. Its a forreal movie. Not like foolproof.
Mean Girls is bigtime Hollywood. Its being produced by Paramount Pictures and has a lot of forreal hotshots in it. Forreal. Peace out. -Wai 
