  I think everyone wants to give Sarah Eisen oral sex. She is hot, and by hot I mean totally sweet. I've noticed that this blog is quickly becoming a steamy erotic forum. I think everyone is enjoying it, even if it stems from two girls who are obviously horny and deranged. However, the less said about the pringle family's mastery of the handjob the better. It is sad about Cooper's dog.
That is, unless her name was actually "Lady Cooper", in which case I'm surprised the dog didn't die of humiliation years ago. Honestly, it sounds like some sort of leg razor or woman's baseball bat. In other news, I smoked part of a cigarette the other day. Oh yeah, and what's up with the insane amount of IB2 spares these days? Once Studies and ToK end, I will be spending more time in God's classroom (aka Frybrook and the surrounding localities) than the hallowed halls of UCC. That is, when we aren't working on our statistical research project, Mr. G. Holla atcha boy. Keeping in tone with recent posts, I would just like to end by saying: Chris Horkins is a sexy package of man-meat and he is randy for a spanking.
Any lusty ladies who would like to get banged hard, line up next monday afternoon under the clock tower. IMPORTANT: Bring only your most ravenous, insatiable appetite for sexual misadventure and your snatch. WARNING: No uggos. Violators will have their deepest insecurities scrutinized and their femurs broken in three places. Ah, I only jest. Ugly people are beautiful in a hideous, repulsive, unspeakably ugly way. 
