  the biggest feedback hit ever... UCC Rap writes... "I'm a spoiled, rich Jew, But I'm blacker than you, And I'd probably be scared If Auwal came near muh crew! Muh ghetto's Forest Hill, It pays the bills When muh daddy's suing shills And healing ills, son! So when you's rollin' down To FH village town, And you see muh mommy's beige Benz Is shaking ends, You bettuh not come a knockin', 'Cause the T-Unit's rockin'; Oh maybe just forgot to take his medicine, Uh! " Teddy G is in tha house... (I think that's who "t-unit" is supposed to be) Once again may I reiterate that UCC RAP IDOL is touchin down in your town sometime soon.
So grab ya pencils and scrap paper and get ready cause when this shit drops... run for cover. one of many girls writes... "One time I thought about hooking up with booth. Then I did! BLEAUHJ! " Just one more reminder that dreams do come true so be careful what u wish for. But seriously, this could be one of hundreds of girls and that's if they're telling the truth! I'll give a hundred props to whoever can tell me the real pronunciation of "BLEAUHJ"... NEXT! Get Off The Road writes... "You boys should spend less time smoking dope on frybrook and more time reading quietly in the library. Also, I want to hook up with Adam Booth. When I saw him today, I just laid down this freestyle to the chill beats i was playin in my camry: yo yo yo yo booth your jacket its big enough for two yo yo you and ms blue yo i like the fur lining its got me pining for you yo jus' you and ms blue" I got 4 things to say to this letter: 1)frybrook is mad illz 2)that rap sucked hard (yo! ) 3) so do u want to hook up with booth or do u want booth to hook up with the librarian at our school, or SOMETHING ELSE (tsssss) either way ur messed up... holla back 4)ur camry is a rice rocket next caller... Booth-hater writes... "Tell this booth guy to quit stealing my gig!
" Thank you David Peppal... jus playin man, but seriously booth invented the game so dont be a playahata just cause the SLIME of the earth hooked up with ur sister. Moving on... Rapping Librarian writes... "I like rap. I think this site should publish freestyles submitted by, say, librarians. that would be cool. yeah. " I also enjoy rap. But no, no it would not. Feel free to submit a freestyle tho... u can make it a battle and I'll battle you back!
SB writes... "I like it when a guy gives me SB on, you know, the other side? Tuchuslingus mean anything to you? You should try it on your gf, horkypoo. " Yeah that sounds great and all but I think I'll pass... And also this poor miseducated soul is not aware of the fact that I am sans-girlfriend... that's right ladies u can have all this plus a free hotplate!
ONLY IF U CALL NOW! I'm the Bachelor, kinda like Bob from the Bachelorette when he was more funny and not so made over... Amateur Play Write writes... "Nikki's Yoga Mat Scene Reisman dangling Nikki's yoga mat over a ledge. Bishop, Bienstock, Walsh and Spence sit at the table. Bishop: Nikki, grab your fuckin' bitch mat!
Spence and Walsh laugh histerically Bishop: You kneel like a dog on that mat! Spence and Walsh laugh uncontrollably Bishop opens a beer Steam pours out of Nikki's ears and mouth end scene" I think this is an attempt at a "six line", a form of play only the greatest playwrites of our time (aka ME) have written effectively. Despite this being only two lines it is nevertheless hilarious, the part where Walsh and Spence laugh uncontrollably almost had me typing LOL... almost. I give it 3.5 Klons out of 5. And that's our show! Seven feedbacks in one post! I have to write my UofT application! AAAAH! 
