  ok,  so i read this morning in lexherleader about centre's columbarium,  by old centre,  where for a fee centre grads may pay to have their ashes spend eternity.  no mention of centre's price-  but u of richmond charges $
3000 while u of va charges only $ 1800.  article also vague on whether non- centre grads can pay to be interred in this location-  whether pubically educated ashes may lay near centre educated remains.  OR whether dogs of centre grads may be interred,
 regardless of where their degree was earned. maybe a tiered approach could be lucrative for centre:  for an extra $ 1000 we will have an eternal flame burning in front of your remains ( for an extra $ 500 we will simply make it glow.
 for an extra $ 10, 000 we will allow for your mistress to be interred with you,  and we promise that your wife will never know.  for an extra $ 100,
000 we will posthumously award a bfa to your spouse and/ or mistress or to whoever is interred with you.  for an extra $ 1, 000, 000 the board of trustees will hold a candlelight vigil by your remains on the anniversary of your death,
 every year,  even in the rain or snow.  just a few suggestions.  enough of this-  lets talk about the many frightful glamour don'ts seen in danville yesterday-  one woman in particular strands out-
 literally.  she was getting into a minivan at dq-  a very large woman wearing a neon tie- dyed mu- mu of sorts-  tie-
dye done to that large a garment ends up looking like a bulls- eye.  that woman could have been targeted from space. of course,  if she is a centre grad,  there may be a 6 x 6 inch box waiting for her near old centre.
