  Here's a scary story for you: Sean Penn's urlLink automobile was stolen in Berkeley last week, and it contained two loaded guns. I find this story scary, not because Sean Penn owns two guns that he keeps concealed in his car, but the fact that Sean Penn is rolling around in a urlLink 1987 Buick just disturbs me.
That car just screams 'redneck hick' if you ask me. I guess the vehicle is a hot commodity among those that like ugly 80's GM automobiles. Anyway, the car was urlLink recovered over the weekend , sans firearms. Guess the thief came to his senses and realized he was tooling around in an butt ugly ride. I wonder if it was the urlLink Great White , urlLink Stryper and urlLink Ratt tapes in the stereo that made him abandon his ill-gotten gain? Lord knows I would have lit the abomination on fire and driven it off the Golden Gate Bridge. 
