  You be a thinker, a sarcastic, funny, thinker. We likey. urlLink Home of the Brave Tom Ridge reports that the Terror Alert Level is now Orange (that's high as I'm sure you've all heard). Lot's of undisclosed communication is leading our grand protectors to the conclusion that the apocalypse is coming, or that someone wants Lady Liberty to stub her toe. Be alert, says Tom. Report any suspicious activity, spy on that neighbor who doesn't look quite right. Don't panic, but stay jumpy. But don't change your plans to spend, spend spend for Jesus' birthday. Home of the Brave, my ass. 
