  Recently,  a number of members of my family are starting diets of different sorts.  They range from " eat anything you can turn into a smoothie"  to " as long as it doesn't go in the mouth"
 ( for the bolder members of the family)  I'm sure it comes as a surprise to no one,  the " inventors"  of these diets (
I put inventors in quotation marks because they really didn't do much at all)  make upwards of $ 10, 000.  Which got me thinking,  "
I could do that.  So here's my plan.  The Four- Year- Old's Golden Path My program reveals the cryptic and ancient secrets of child day care specialists.  You go on a one month binge of:
 Grape juice Crackers ( but with no cheese)  ( unless you use that stuff from a can with the bacon flavoring,  I like that stuff)  Small amounts of ice cream Broiled skinless chicken breast (
cut up into small squares)  Hot dog ( cut up into small squares)  Baby carrots Celery w/ peanut butter &  raisins (
specifically)  and most importantly Twice the daily recommended amount of Flinstones Chewables ( but not the red ones)  Within the first two weeks,  you'll have more energy,  guaranteed.
 Don't forget to nap!
