  I haven't done a "hey this is everything I did today" post in a long time and seeing as how I've got two finals and a bunch of homework for tommorow, this sounds a splendid time for one.
Okay, so nothing really out of the ordinary happened at school today. Well, one thing happened. And now that you mention it, it was pretty out of the ordinary. You see, Mr. Mike Simons had the greatest Freudian Slip today.
Okay, so we were talking about what characteristics of the Twenties gave the period its "Roaring" reputation. He was asking us for some and we came up with the usual (Jazz, speakeasies, flappers, spectator sports, Hollywood) but for some reason, Mr. Simons wasn't content. He wanted one more and he was intent on squeezing it out of us. He pushed on and we kept supplying him with stuff ("Leisurely automibile drives?
") but that wasn't it. Of course, by now, we pretty much knew what this last one was gonna be (Oh Simons, you dirty old man! ) but no one could bring themselves to say it. So he finally said it: "And of course, FREE SEX!! Well not free but..." With the class at a loss for a response, Mr. Simons decided he ought to propell the situation into further awkwardness. He continued with 
