  Sometimes I feel like a detective. Definitely more urlLink Encyclopedia Brown than urlLink Sherlock Holmes , but I'm not about to quibble over who's better. Leroy does have those cute, boyish good looks, but Sherlock has the cold, calculating demeanor of a serious private dick; I say it's a dead heat, but maybe this is something to be revisited at a later date. Anyway, sometimes I feel like a detective; it's often when all the pieces of the puzzle have been presented, and the solution finally gels in my mind like... well, like urlLink Jell-O . Except it's not in a bowl, it's in one of those urlLink crazy Jell-O moulds , like the breast or pants being ripped off. Tamara and I went to the urlLink casino . She comes out of the bathroom and says to me, "Why do you suppose they have those urlLink sharps containers in the bathrooms? " "I noticed them too," I said. "Lots of intravenous drug users? " We kind of left things in-between that and convenience and went to either lose money at urlLink $2 blackjack or screech obscenities at the urlLink horserace game .
Weeks later, I was at the Bannock Shack and read an article by urlLink Errol Kinistino about the high incidences of urlLink diabetes in aboriginal populations . Ding , went a little bell. Okay, maybe it was more of a gong being bashed by a heavily muscled guy swinging a tree trunk, but the bell metaphor is so well known -- no one says, "That name causes a gong-like noise to reverberate through my skull.
" Fact: Casino Regina employs a lot of aboriginals; actually, all of their job announcements state that they are designated for people who self-declare as first nation or metis. Fact: Aboriginals, as a group, have a high incidence of diabetes. Fact: Diabetics need to dispose of needles in a safe and efficient manner. Conclusion: The sharps containers in the bathrooms are there for the convenience of the staff, and I am a genius! 
