  So lemme get this straight: Adam and Eve were created without the knowledge of good and evil, but gained that knowledge from eating of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. I wonder if they ate from the Tree of Knowledge of Effective Gardening Techniques too, or the Tree of Knowledge of Small Engine Repair. It's a cinch they didn't eat from the Tree of Knowledge of The Ancient Art of Self Defense, or God would have had a harder time evicting them instead of just pointing a finger and shouting "Begone! " He probably hid that tree way in the back, behind the Tree of Knowledge of Victory Through Passive Resistance, or the Tree of Knowledge of How to Piss Your Creator Off in One Easy Step. 
