  I have spent a considerable amount of time recently looking at myself and doing some soul searching. What I finally found astounded me. Not with the results but with its simplicity and the fact that it was literally under my nose. It wasnt hard to re-trace my footsteps until I realised that the answer was with me all along. My soles were in my shoes. Bugger, didnt I feel a bit silly? I also feel a need to reply to custards post. Custard, You dont post for ages and then when you do, you insult us by not bothering to type four letters! I mean what the hell is 1st and u How much harder would the extra two letters for two words be for you? FIRst and YOu. I understand the laziness lexicon when using mobile text messages simply due to the length allowed and requirement to use ten number keys for a twenty-four letter alphabet. But for someone to type a message using a standard keyboard for the internet, especially someone who has broadband I fail to see why this is an issue.
Its just me but its a pet hate. -Jackass any good? -You think computer game, I think toss one off. Who is worse here? -Whats a relationship? -Custard is single. Has time to devote to computers. -Youre a geek with a nice car -I havent been out properly either for ages. -Sunbeds are not the work of the devil, One piece bathing suits are though -Will Saturday be any cop? Is the gang all going out? -Will Andy talk to me considering I *still* havent gotten round to replying to my E-mail. 
