  How Sleazy Are You? Scoring: 0 - 20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you. 21 - 40 You barely make our scale. 41 - 60 Approaching normal. You aren't much fun on a date. 61 - 100 Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else. 101 - 130 Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt. 131 - 160 You're a social menace.
161 - 200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? 200+ You're going straight to hell. 1 Ever tried alcohol? Yes No 2 Evet been drunk Yes No 3 Ever play drinking games? Yes No 4 Ever fall down because you drank to much? Yes No 5 Ever drink enough to throw up? Yes No 6 Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
Yes No 7 Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? Yes No 8 Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? Yes No 9 Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week? Yes No 10 Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? Yes No 11 Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? Yes No 12 Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? Yes No 13 Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms? Yes No 14 Do you do drugs regularly? Yes No 15 Ever bought "soft" drugs?
Yes no 16 Ever sell drugs? Yes No 17 Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? Yes No 18 Ever used barbituates? Yes No 19 Ever used hallucinogens? Yes No 20 Ever used narcorics? Yes No 21 Ever been stoned drunk for more than 48 hours? Yes No 22 Ever been on a date? Yes No 23 Ever been felt up or groped? Yes No 24 Ever had sexual intercourse?
Yes No 25 Ever had a bath or shower with th opposite sex? Yes No 26 Ever paid for sex? Yes No 27 Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? Yes No 28 Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? Yes no 29 Ever engage in oral sex? Yes No 30 Ever engage in anal sex? Yes No 31 Ever engage in the 69 position? Yes No 32 Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)?
Yes No 33 Ever had sex without a contraceptive? Yes No 34 Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? Yes No 35 Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? Yes No 36 Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? Yes No 37 Ever had sex in a public place? Yes No 38 Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act?
Yes No 39 Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? Yes No 40 Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification? Yes No 41 Ever used sex toys? Yes No 42 Ever pass out during sex? Yes No 43 Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? Yes No 44 Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? Yes No 45 Ever bought something in a sex shop? Yes No 46 Ever licked or had someone lick your: Eyes Toes Ears Anus 47 Ever had sex with a relative? Yes No 48 Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot? Yes No 49 Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on? Yes No 50 Ever ben arrested? Yes No Give yourself 5 points for each Yes and 0 points for a No and then let us know how you do Captain 
