  I've just driven Custard out to the Splash in the KITT mobile. Decided to have a night in tonight. As we were heading up I got pulled over by the cops. The conversation went like this: Me (to Custard): "What the fuck? I wasn't speeding.. probably thinks Ive stolen the fucker.." (Policeman walks over) Policeman: "Good evening Sir. Are you aware you've been driving with your rear fog lights on?
" Me: "No, sorry officer. I've only just bought this car and Im still getting used to it" Policeman: "Best excuse Ive heard tonight. " (I find the lights and flick them off. Cop looks over my car and then at Custard and me. Driving at night with the roof off. I can see the cogs grinding.
) Policeman: "Nice car. Honda, isn't it? " Me: "Yes Officer" Policeman: "Keep it waxed, don't you? " Me: "Yes, Officer" Policeman: "Goes fast, does it? " Me: "I wouldn't know Officer. I haven't taken it to France yet" (Custard starts giggling) Policeman: "Yes...well.. drive safely" Me: "Of course, Officer.
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