  I am Michaels jealous nut-sack. Every 3 days or so Mike takes me out and puts me through the same routine. No matter how much abuse he has put me through recently (and usually he puts me through a fair old amount of abuse..
I thought Bubbles moving in would give me a break but NO! Somehow he still manages to find the time and the place to put me through my paces) he takes me out, smothers me with shaving foam and proceeds to strip all the hair I've recently grown to keep myself warm and also strip away what little moisture I have managed to build up... Over all this hasn't really been an issue until recently, last night to be exact. I've never really enjoyed the twice - three times weekly scrape-athon but I persevere because, well, to be honest everything feels so much nicer without it.. But then last night Jonny came home drunk.. Now I know this is no great surprise.. I'd be surprised if he came home sober at this stage..
But for a change Jonny took it into his head to display his cock and balls to the room. Not once but several times.. Anyway, that bastards nutsack is smooth as a babys bottom! Not a hair to be seen! Admitedly there was some hair up north, but not even that bastard Michael has started shaving that far north! So that has made me Michaels jealous nutsack.. And what's worse is that Michaels shaft (lives just above me, nice guy but very cocky) has spent the day smug as can be. Bastard. 
