  if anyone saw a female in a red bobbed wig with thick glasses in a dress and apron carrying a plate with a sandwich wandering the streets of new brunswick last night. it was me.  ps.  berlin oliver cracks me up:  tree go won ( 4:
53: 29 PM)  why do americans seem to shit their pants more or less regularly Annie Atomic ( 4: 53: 49 PM)
 haha what?  tree go won ( 4: 54: 23 PM)  i know of at least 2 people who ve shit their pants by accident or whatever.
 tree go won ( 4: 56: 13 PM)  i dunno just something i ve been kinda wondering about why people are too stupid to run to the nearest bathroom or take a shit somewhere secluded Annie Atomic ( 4:
56: 54 PM)  hahaha Annie Atomic ( 4: 56: 59 PM)
 i guess i never noticed?  Annie Atomic ( 4: 57: 21 PM)  i dont really know too many people.
i know a couple. but i dont know how that measures in comparison to foreign countries tree go won ( 4: 57: 53 PM)  yeah who knows tree go won (
4: 58: 28 PM)  however america seems to be one of the countries where the most fucked up weirdest stuff is goin down tree go won ( 4: 58:
55 PM)  and people do the craziest things.  tree go won ( 4: 59: 34 PM)
 example. this is from the viva la vinyl board.  tree go won ( 4: 59: 41 PM)
 when i was 11 i was in the woods of new jersey with my brother and father.  my father used to force us to go fishing with him all of the time.  i would wander away as soon as possible and just explore. i was at the edge of a cliff,  looking over and a squirrel jumped on my shoulder,  i freaked out and spun around,
 slipped on wet leaves and slid off of the cliff.  tree go won ( 5: 00: 01 PM)  i fell about 15 feet and landed in an upright sitting position on a boulder and shit my pants when i hit the rock.
 i smashed my balls at the same time.  my reaction was to grab my crotch and roll onto my side. but i rolled right off of the boulder and fell about 30 feet into the water.  it was like 30 degrees outside.  tree go won ( 5:
01: 14 PM)  honestly it sounds too crazy to be real tree go won ( 5: 01: 37 PM)
 why would a squirrel jump on your shoulder tree go won ( 5: 07: 14 PM)  anyways nuff randomness Annie Atomic ( 5:
13: 26 PM)  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [ your comfort is my silence.
