  " The foregoing constitutes an opinion that I held,  or purported to hold,  at the time I typed it.  It does not necessarily constitute an opinion that I currently subscribe to,  or that I may subscribe to in the future.  For that matter,  my daliance with it at the time I typed it may have been nothing more than philosophical experimentation-  a sort of drunken tumbling- into- bed with an opinion of the same sex,  or maybe an opinion with an ugly tattoo of a blurry unicorn on her hip who kept yelling "
Woo Hoo"  every time AC/ DC came on the jukebox but who had a pretty nice looking face and who came on really strong so what was I really going to do plus I had had about 19 beers by then and was pretty much going to go home and masturbate and fall asleep in front of misleading informercials about allegedly beautiful women who somehow are so lonely and desperate that they want me to call them at 3:
00 a. m.  for the low price of only 99 cents a minute-  I mean,  really,  the broads in those commercials bear about as much resemblance to the trailer- park mommies that staff those lines in real life as the foregoing statement of opinion bears to my actual beliefs,  at least as far as I'd be willing to share them with a total stranger like you, which is not at all,  so don't get any ideas,  ok?  Ok.  Heh heh.  Thanks to writdenied.
