  This is in Whitney's profile and oh how sadly its ture... As I prepare to graduate from UD, I was thinking back on what I thought college would teach me, and how that compared to what I actually learned. What I thought I UD would teach me: 1. The world is a very diverse place, filled with different kinds of people. 2. There's a lot of smart people out there, and you have to work hard to compete with them. 3.
Vital skills that would help me get a job. What UD actually taught me: 1. Everyone is white, upper middle class, and either Jewish or Methodist.
2.
98% of the people in the world are dumbasses. When talking to someone in class or at a party, speak slowly and use simple words or you'll confuse them.
3.
Communication is a bullshit major. I will now proceed to find a wealthy 95 year old man and marry him. 
