  So, here I am. Finally, I'm ready to add to this mess. Let me begin by introducing myself. My name is Jeffrey "---" Motola.
I hope that my nickname doesn't sum it all up. If that is the case then I don't think that any effort made to be interesting or funny or pertinent will be worthwhile. We should leave the posting to Dexter, Beau, and Don. "---" will just stay out of the mix. Am I bitter about the lack of a nickname? Yes. Couldn't I have been Jeffrey "Jeff" Motola. Is that so hard? I would even settle for a correct spelling of my name.
Some of you out there may think that this may be a slight overreaction considering the seemingly small offence. I disagree completely. This is huge. I feel neglected. It seems to me that time was taken to identify the other members of our little community at Beer 'n' Porn. All I want to know is why me? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What a little bitch, Huh? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I apologize for everything that has been written thus far. Lack of sleep has effected me it seems. I promise to write something at least slightly more pertinent to current events or social morays or something.
Ok, I can't really promise that. I don't know if I really have anything too pertinent to say. Let me amend my promise. I will not whine...maybe.
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