  "You know you've been at law school too long when..." ...a 700-page book ("An Unfinished Life," by Robert Dallek -- about JFK -- in case you're curious) seems like easy reading. ...you start saying things like, "while the language bears that out, there's a social utility argument..." ...you're trying to put together a study group to help you figure out the best strategy for getting a seat on the subway in the early morning commute. Which reminds me... Three ways to get a seat on even the most crowded NY subway car: 1. Sneeze on the person sitting where you want to sit. 2. Use a walker. 3. Borrow someone's baby and bring her along. 
