  Dr. Seuss Goes To Law School I do not like it, Sam-I-am. I do not like my law exam. I would not like them in a class. I would not like them on the grass. I do not like my law exam. I do not like it, Sam-I-am.
I do not like them eight hours long. I do not like them when my answers are wrong. I do not like them open book. I have not liked the ones I took. I do not like my law exam. I do not like it, Sam-I-am.
Not essay form. Not in my dorm. Not fill in the blank. Not when they count toward my class rank. If I could take them weeks from now. I would not like them anyhow.
I do not like my law exam. I do not like it, Sam-I-am. I would not, could not, make them fun. I will not like them till I'm done. I'd like it more if I had none! I do not like to issue spot.
I do not like to think a lot. I do not like to cite a case. I do not like the hurried pace. Though sometimes it can bring me glee. That this one asks for policy. I do not like to learn the law.
Although that is what school is for. No rules to learn! No code to cite! I hate the code book, day and night I would not, could not, in a chair. I could not, would not, it's not fair. To have to take them though we pay.
A billion dollars every day. To have the privilege to be here. I want to make this very clear. I do not like my law exam. I do not like it, Sam-I-am. 
