  The lobby of my building offered free refrigerator magnets tonight,  advertising " Yellow Cleaning Services.  Who in the world decided that was a good name for a cleaning service?  When I think of things that are yellow,  I don't think of clean things.
 I suppose it's better than " Brown Cleaning Services"  -  or,  perhaps the worst of the possibilities,  "
Brown and Yellow Cleaning Services"  ( or " Yellow and Brown Cleaning Services)  but what about " Sparkling White Cleaning Services,
 or " Disinfected Cleaning Services,  " Fresh Smell Cleaning Services,  " Brighter Day Cleaning Services,
 or,  if they really want people's attention,  " Naked Lady Cleaning Services,  " Money Back Guaranteed Cleaning Services,
 or,  in the tradition of e- mail spam,  " Enlarge Your [ whatever]
 Cleaning Services.
