  In case your Valentine's Day is not quite as sweet as for the Civil Procedure couple below,  here's a Property Love (
or Love- Gone- Bad)  Song to enjoy instead.  Sort of.  Property is a bundle of rights And I want to hold you in my bundle tonight I want a right to exclude Anybody else from seeing you in the nude If I have to I'll adversely possess The shirt that you're wearing and your lovely new dress I want to use you exclusively I own you and you rent me You're my property For all of perpetuity I'm putting a Restrictive Covenant On anybody else touching you You're my property I'll sell you into slavery I own an Easement On every part of you Your new boyfriend knew when he came to town That I had a covenant and I wrote it down Implied,
 reciprocal,  and negatively I have a servitude so you belong to me He says it's an unreasonable restraint But I am his lawyer and won't file that complaint He claims that you've been alienated But he does not have privity from when it was created You're my property For all of perpetuity I'm putting a Restrictive Covenant On anybody else touching you You're my property I'll sell you into slavery I own an Easement On every part of you I have a simple fee Unless I sell you,
 you belong to me You're my property For all of perpetuity I'm putting a Restrictive Covenant On anybody else touching you You're my property I'll sell you into slavery I own an Easement On every part of you 
