  I Feel So Alive! Aw shucks, I'm aight now. I done got myself together but I bet you it was that turkey and cheddar sammich I had for lunch. I soaked up all that rotgut I drank last night. Now I feel alive, inspired, cheeky! Yes! Somebody find my clutch! I'm ready to MARCH baby! Now I'm listening to house music on internet radio, bobbin' my head cuz baby I'm back. I wonder what my techno-dwarves would do if I jumped up on this desk and raised up. Wavin my pockeybook around my head like a helicopter. I sure could use a raise-up man cuz I'm feeling sooo much better. Woo. I'm glad I dried out cuz tonight Imma git fried out.
My house sister, Persia dedicated today to me. Thanks Persia, wiff yo fine self. I luh yoo man! She so dayum pretty I wanna smack her. If she wasn't my "sista", I think I'd try to chase her around the coffee table, like a helicopter..LOL Persia? Wanna ride in my heli? Don't be scurred. But yeh she's so sweet. She would be the head of our NY chapter. The queen diva of the cit-ay. I think today I'll dedicate to Ned da Whino cuz I felt his pain this morning. Here's to you Ned!
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