  Yahoo's Yoohoo - The Conspiracy Okay I'm convinced that Yahoo Mail is out to get me. I'm seriously convinced that Yahoo personally sends me urlLink advertisements and they're showing up everywhere.
Am I the only one who gets the urlLink Lose 10 Pounds , the I Don't Wanna Be a Fat Mom and the Don't Be a Turkey on Thanksgiving ads? I don't think so. Erryday yall..erryday I have to stare at these urlLink God-awful ads about my weight. Sometimes they ask me to fill out shit like how tall I am, how much I weigh and what's my social security number. Those can't be the only ads Yahoo runs. So I think they are out to get me. They've profiled my big ass and they ain't happy with it so now they're torturing me with these Lose Weight Today ads.
Somebody please tell me I'm not the only one! I could've sworn I saw one on my wireless cell internet Yahoo. It flashed real quick but I know it said, Slim Down Bigums , I just know it. I mean I know I'm a little swole but this is mean Yahoo! Down right mean. And I 'oun 'ppreciate it neeva! 
