  Song that describes my mood right now: "Sometimes I feel like a whore" by Everclear. Stay cool Bert, only 1 and a 1/2 hours to Gilmore Girls. Things I learned today: 1. Do NOT flirt with married women online 2. Do NOT mention the word 'porn' when asking for a chick's gal's ICQ number. Updated: 3. Do NOT refer to women using the word "chicks" (have to thank Eileen for this) 
