  So in all your collective computer knowledge I need your help people. I have a computer with a modem and LAN was it?
Well I want to hook up to the internet through my nokia model 5100 phone as opposed to stringing a cord all the way upstairs and at the other end of the house from where the second line is located downstairs. Is this possible? I'm so convinved there has to be some kind of wire out there that connects my phone to the computer's modem.
I went to all them local computer and electronic stors and a few at the Novi Mall (I know it has a real name but it's always going to be Novi to me) but to no avail. These people only know how to sell, forget product knowledge they just want to sell it. 
