  My phone is gone. I had it on the way to see my girl urlLink Lorie and she's on the phone with me and she goes like "Come over" so I'm like "Ok, I'm coming. " No wait, my exact words were "I am en route. " because that's what the Police Quest game said when I was a kid. So I hang up and that is the last time I ever touch my phone. Something happened along the way. The space/time continuum folded and reality kinda shifted (you know how that goes...) The lights are blinding but eventually my eyes adjust and I'm looking at two aliens.
One of them is on my phone talking some strange words and I don't understand but I just know the display is reading "Roam" Well looking closer I can see the battery is on the ground. It always slides down. Damn you Nokia. How it's happening I don't know. I reach out to them and I'm back on Earth instantly waving my hand around in the air outside moving past me on the highway. 
