  All bow to Angela, I've just finished my health essay. I feel so proud right now. *grins* God, Steph told me the stupidest story during lunch.
It was pretty random even for her, I was just sitting there eating my blueberry muffin when she came out with this. "When I was 6 my cousin made a celery penis..." "What? " "He made it out of tape, glue and celery... Then he ate it. " At this point, everyone in our group was staring at her. "He got really sick though. His mum took him to the doctor.
The doctor was like 'what did you eat? ' and my cousin was like 'I ate a celery penis! ' and the doctor was like 'A what?! ' and he was all 'I made it with tape and glue...' that's why he's in counseling..." Jeeze, I nearly choked to death on my muffin, she said it with a completely straight face too. Kinda had to be there. 
