  Mayor Ann did not win. Mayor Ann did not even win in Scott County. Mayor Ann, it's okay. You're better than that. I didn't even know who that other guy was and he was the incumbant. Clearly unimpressive. I found a dead bird on my way to class today.
He was lying in front of a window at the law school. He must have hit the window full force. I think he was a little finch. I couldn't stand to see him on the sidewalk so I got some paper out of my bag and picked him up with it (because people are very worried that dead animals have diseases, which I've never really understood, but I didn't want to freak people out if I was using my bare hands).
I had to pet him because I just couldn't help myself. He was so soft and I felt so bad. I made him a little bed at the back of a little garden. The whole thing made me very sad. 
