  and u thought your mom was sarcastic? nuh-uh. my mom wins top prize in that category: Since there's going to be a party over at Emily's tonight, you'll have to drop all your school homework, grad school applications, search for summer employment, search for summer sublet, and rush over there - they'll be waiting for Robyn, the party animal, to whom socializing with friends takes top priority over everything else. Please keep this in mind. 
