  This week has been kind of smeh. No big goodnesses, no big badnesses. The three people who know my information will understand the other meaning of the title. Model UN was on Monday; this is the first issue in which I don't have a resolution since that poverty issue last year. Matt K-K's resolution is just like all his others– spends a lot of money, takes years to fulfill, and does absolutely nothing. HMUN (Harvard Model UN) is next week Thursday through Sunday, that might be fun, in a boring kind of way.
We'll see. I'm going to have to work hard over the weekend to revamp my Palmer direct. It's good as it is, but it needs a lot of work. I don't know if I stand a chance against Martin and Hodes, I'll try to memorize it and be really simple on cross. I could use your help, MT readers (btw, never say MT when referring to Math Team. Mock Trials totally gang-rapes Math Team). My studio production is tomorrow. I'll let you see the tape when it's finished. On Saturday, John, Jonny, Dan Waldinger and I are going to see "The Last Samurai. " Below is the plan: 2:30- arrive at Jonny's house (leave Stupid Team early) 3:00- leave for movie, driven by Jonny's dad 3:30- movie begins 5:45- movie ends... and then, who knows? The following are "Celebrity Secrets" said by Ringo Starr on Conan: "I remember when the Beatles broke up.
I was the only one showing up for tour dates for two months when I finally put the pieces together! " "Yeah, it was incredible, the drugs, the sex, the all- night parties. I really miss that Shining Time Station. " "Do I really miss all the girls screaming and chasing me? No, because I imagine it's still going on. And here they come!
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