  /dev/null: Bring out yer dead! Microsoft: Here's one. /dev/null: That'll be ninepence. NT4: I'm not dead! /dev/null: What? Microsoft: Nothing.
There's your ninepence. NT4: I'm not dead! /dev/null: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Microsoft: Yes he is. NT4: I'm not! /dev/null: He isn't.
Microsoft: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. NT4: I'm getting better! Microsoft: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. /dev/null: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. NT4: I don't want to go on the cart! Microsoft: Oh, don't be such a baby.
/dev/null: I can't take him. NT4: I feel fine! Microsoft: Oh, do me a favor. /dev/null: I can't! Microsoft: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
/dev/null: I promised I'd go to the Unix's. They've lost nine today. Microsoft: Well, when's your next round? /dev/null: Thursday. NT4: I think I'll go for a walk! Microsoft: You're not fooling anyone, you know.
Isn't there anything you could do? NT4: I feel happy! I feel happy! urlLink [/dev/null glances up and down the street furtively, then silences WindowsNT4 with his a whack of his club. ] Microsoft: Ah, thank you very much. /dev/null: Not at all.
See you on Thursday. 
