  urlLink The Constitution of Homeland (orange alert version): The House of Representatives shall be composed of members chosen every second year from among the ranks of Congressional incumbents and their heirs.
No person shall be a Representative who shall not be a servitor in good standing of one of the Two federally funded political parties. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, computer Files and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, is hereby repealed. No warrants shall be required, or probable cause, for any surveillance, seizure, or predator drone attack.
In all prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a trial, by an impartial secret court, and to be imprisoned in a camp within a Cuban communist dictatorship but without air conditioning, beyond the jurisdiction of US common law. Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted, by secret courts. As far as you know. ( urlLink via ) 
