  (in anouncer voice): NOW ENTERING THE RING!... THE ZIMMANATOR!!!! I LOVE IAN. i spent my afternoon with none other then ian, i just wish it didn't have to end. the 5 minutes i had in the car with him today made up for any time he ever hurt me, made me cry or otherwise did not leave me in a good mood. the ora which he has just makes me want to cry tears of happy. i love being around him, and just listening to him, and watching him. he makes me want to create, and play, and dream, and just be everything i could ever want to be. he doesn't even realize he does it. he has no idea that he means so much to me, even when i tell him. there is no way to describe or explain our friendship, only those who truely know ian, know what it is like to be friends with him, (and if you have gotten to that point and he still doesn't think you hate him, then i congratulate you, i know it was a hard road,) only those can semi-understand our relationship.
ian is just the kind of person you can't have too much of. he is ever changing and growing, always has something interesting to say, and if he is all out of words you can be comfortable with his silence, b/c that too, is glorious. his deep brown eyes that give off a mysterious gaze until he raises just one eyebrow and you can't help but smile. his tremendous smile, which just exspells cheerfulness, you can't help but get sucked in. and that hair!
that hair that i could run my finger through for hours on end (and i have) much to his delight; and if you are to take your hand away, he will be sure to place it back on his head, so that you will continue petting him. he is truely my girlfriend, herioc sidekick, partner in crime, mad lover and forever soul mate, and i love him for it all. 
