  " SATURDAY! CAN YOU FEEL THE THRILL OF IT?! SATURDAY! NEVER GET MY FILL OF IT! SATURDAY!
THE BEST DAY ALL WEEK LOOOONNNGGGG! " wow, thats a blast from the past [sixth grade, to be exact]. last night ian came over and we watched american pie, well he watched it, i fell asleep threw most of it. we then played around with all my 'sexy lights' [as staci would say] and labled a whole bunch of stuff in my room. we named my never-going-to-die-plastic-fish: Dametree, Shmuck and Karpernicus. i also got to straighten his hair and put pretty clips in it.
he looked so funny, i couldn't look at him without laughing. we had dinner then ate jellybellys for awhile and hung up more glow stars on my ceiling. we watched an episode of sex in the city, which was "eehh"{ians words}. we sat outside on the newish swing and talked about randomness, what we are best at, and i had a strawberry popcilcle and ian ate more jellybellys. we later found out what boobs are really for...holding a bowl of jellybellys along with your legs...[guess you had to see it].
t'was a fun night. just me and my ian! =) tonight is the seaboard USY dance!!!!!!!!!!! wahooo! i can't wait! aww, poor little previrted staci... bOOtyshaker605: do u have an ashy penis? is jacking off painful? then you should buy genital chapstick. its a jumbo stick that u roll over your penis. poof! no more ash! not only does it remove ash, but rolling it across your penis is pleasurable. so dont wait, get rid of that ashy penis pronto!
bOOtyshaker605: kirby and i were talking aobut naked skydiving bOOtyshaker605: and how your penis would get ashy bOOtyshaker605: and then i made the infomercial 
