  Proud Supporter of the Monochrome Font n the Pic- less Backgrd The absurdity of my life reached new heights yesterday while i was waiting for my fren at orchard mrt.
 in the space of 5 mins,  as i was standing beside a pillar,  reading my copy of the newpaper,  n waiting for my fren to turn up.  1st,  an italian woman ( who cld be french or spanish or from any western european country for dat matter)  approached me to ask for directions to citibank.  well,  i'd have thanked my lucky stars if she looked anything like virginie leydoyen or erm.
 dunno any spanish or italian actress ( wld probly have accompanied her to the bank)  she was juz middle- aged wif a 8 yr old daughter in hand.  the nice guy dat i am simply told her how to go to citibank.  2 mins after dat.  a chinawoman asked me how to go to wisma.  after telling her dat wisma is juz 10m away from where we were standing,  i promptly searched myself for any sign dat i looked like a street directory.  but to no avail.
 1 min after dat.  some arabic looking man then asked me how to use his singletrip fare card dat he juz bot in the station.  i muz have almost burst out laughing then,  n made him tink dat im laughing at his stupidity ( but of cos,  i was laughing at myself)  anyway,  it confirmed my suspicions dat i din look like a street directory,  but a multi- purpose handbk for tourists.
