  Ways to Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." 3. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 4. Sniff incessantly. 5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think.
" 6. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 7. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy. " 8. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more at any moment. 9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 10. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
11. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 12. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la! " 13. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 14. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley 15. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. [Writer's note: If any of you do that to me, I swear, I'll throw my shoe at you. Other than that, enjoy! ] 
