  Enforced Heterosexuality Day update I sent out a bunch of e-valentines, as some of you encouraged me to do. Amy thought hers (which included the title, "Happy Enforced Heterosexuality Day! " and encouraged her to have sex with a goat in protest) was quite hilarious.
I also got a lot of responses back, which was a lot of fun. My favorite response came from my friend Calisse, who sent me a "love quiz" valentine in return. It asked me a bunch of questions about her, like what color her eyes were, what her favorite animal was, and what not. I had to guess on a few of those--her favorite color has never really come up in conversation. Then I submitted it for grading. I'm pleased to say that I got 100% on the Calisse Quiz. She's a fun lady, and has a weekend job as a clown. She makes a damn fine balloon hat, too. 
