  It's been so long since I last blogged that I don't know what to blog. Andrew reminded me today that in fact, I have a blog. Good thing too, or else I would have been like Henley. Henley is in the Dominican Republic right now... I almost forgot. I bet Tara got a sunburn, but that's besides the point. Actually, I don't think there is a point really... now is there?
Allison wrote a funny poem on her blog that I just noticed today. It's been there for awhile, but I forgot blogs existed... This was after she saved my drunken, puking, muttering ass from cold death on Jon's bathroom floor. Along with Andrew, who also saved my blog. But who will save Henley's blog? I wondered why I hadn't seen him on Messenger in awhile.
Thought maybe he was stuck in Jon's bathroom. Some guy came to our door this morning. He was tall and scary and said he was from the cable company. He was here to cut off our cable. I thought Allison was going to puke on him. We were baffled. I paid the cable bill, no one called to cancel cable. What's this random guy doing here? He certainly didn't look like he was from the cable company, what with his misplaced earring and his questionable choice of cable repairman clothing.
He wasn't sure why he was cutting off our cable, he just was. The cable company wasn't sure why they were cutting off our cable either, since they owed us money. Maybe we should be cutting off THEIR cable. Turns out our cable doesn't need to be cut off. Good for us, responsible, up-to-date bill payers that we are. I wonder if the cable company will give me interest on the money they owe me. 
