  The Return of an August Tradition: Now in Stereophonic, Quadraphonic Technicolor! The Thursday3 By Duf "Bling Bling" Fer 1. So, what's your break-up story? In college, I had a girlfriend (well, more than one, but I digress), we'll call her BP. One night, drunk at a party, BP got mad at me and threw a bottle of Heineken at me (Duf ducked, bottle breezed by). I ended it because she clearly had an anger management problem. She called me a lot and even waited for me in my bed one night (scary). Eventually, we reached an understanding (or so I thought). One afternoon, I was at home watching Jeopardy (With Alex Trebek - a Canadian) after a vigorous academic schedule.
BP comes down the hall walking out of my roommate's room. BP: I just *&^%$# your roommate. Duf: Who was better? BP: He was by far. Duf: That's funny, your mama said I was. BP remains silent then throws herself at Duf and beats him about the head and neck. Offending roomate removes BP from the person of Duf. Eventually, Duf, roommate and BP reach an understanding. 2. Have you ever lied to spare feelings when breaking up with someone? No, I pretty much tell the truth.
However, I have broken up with someone from the (edge of the) bed of someone else so that I would not "cheat. " 3. Stevie Wonder says "there is supersitition. " Discuss. Stevie hasn't been so right since "Master Blaster. " I try to get the same hotel room if I was in it during a good business trip (or if it has a great shower) (Hal calls me princess for this).
When my team is in the NCAA tournament, I try to watch all the games in the same place and wearing the same things I wore during a (usual) first round win. I lift my leg at all railroad crossings, and if I am going late through a yellow, I swipe the ceiling of my car to keep johnny law/50 down - ya heard me? 
